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Thursday, January 30, 2003 | link to this post

Leave a light on for me

With the money I made selling subliminal text ads for this site :: Drink Frozen Cola :: I was able to buy myself a nice little vacation. I'm going even more towards the south, near where the picture in the upper left corner of this site was taken.
I'll come back with nice little stories and frozen presents for all of you.
So I wish you all the best and hope to see you all round here in about 2 weeks.

Posted by The Frozen Guy | 3:49 PM

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 | link to this post

I want to thank the academy...

I won a, um, prestigious web award.

Yeah right. The golden web awards are, of course, a hoax. You sign up and about 10 days later you get an email saying that your site has won an award. You can submit a blank page, and guess what, you'll win. When they began, some people believed that they were real and many still do. But to finally prove that they were a scam, someone made an amazingly funny, hideous website. That person signed up, and of course, won the award. You can also read more about this scam here.
Meanwhile, I'll just pretend the award is real and thank my cat for always believing in me.

Posted by The Frozen Guy | 11:38 PM

Tuesday, January 28, 2003 | link to this post

Breakup lines you should never use
Invented and Quoted

  • "You're too young for me. I mean, too *old*. We're the same age?? Well, that doesn't work for me, either."

  • "I only have 3 hours left to live"

  • "I love you! Oh, wait, it's you. Sorry, I don't. My bad."

  • *bang your head on an invisible wall, look around and say "Ouch, my head! Um, who are you?"

  • "It's not you, it's me. You just looked so much cuter while I was drunk"

  • "You are the weakest link, goodbye"

  • got any others?

    Posted by The Frozen Guy | 8:21 AM

    Sunday, January 26, 2003 | link to this post

    All that you can't leave behind

    There are some things that keep returning to my life. Some things I really can't forget or stop wondering about. Things I really haven't been able to leave behind myself.

    1. The day my best friend's grand mother died and I wasn't there for him because we had had a stupid argument the day before.
    2. A long time ago I lost a necklace that an ex-girlfriend gave to me so I would remember her. I'm sure it's in my closet somewhere and from time to time I take everything out and it's never there.
    3. I couldn't ever forget about the first girl I think I loved. Sometimes I think about her and still wonder what would have happened if...

    Posted by The Frozen Guy | 11:20 PM

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    I mean, what's the deal with news?

    The world seems to be falling apart and huge news appear every minute: Britney Spears is stalked, a song called Touch My Bum tops the charts and Friends is officially not funny anymore, oh, and something's going on around a place called Iraq.

    But anyways, who cares about those things? I decided to concentrate on the most important aspects of life and I'm devoting all my time to watching the whole 9 seasons of Seinfeld in chronological order, once again.
    Serenity, now!

    Posted by The Frozen Guy | 12:55 AM